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A 38-year-old man with swollen testicles for the past three years has blamed state hospitals of failing to treat his condition.

The man, Rehabeam Shikongo, said thoughts of suicide appears to be his only solution. 

Speaking to US TV talk show host Jimmy Fallon, he said: “There’s a scene where I’m kicking a guy in the balls, the testicles.

“It was a human being, [but] no testicles were injured in the making of the film! We had to do the take over and over again, and the first 10 times it was like, ‘Yeah!’

Jailed Dana Martin allegedly enlisted Mark Staake and Tanner Ruane to kidnap, castrate and murder Justin Bieber, with a $2,500 bounty on his testicles.

He got his testicles trapped in her parents’ toilet seat; she punched him in the face and tried to reverse into his lover’s car

The London District Catholic school board said Mother Teresa secondary school is using stickers bearing a Photoshopped version of the picture of the school’s news team after the picture appearing in the book was found to feature a student with his testicles exposed, The London Free Press reported Thursday.

 

In rare cases there may be total absence of a second testicle. It may also be a normal situation; the infant has two testicles but one easily retracts during cold weather or in response to touch.

Mr Martin, who says he has owned lurchers for 18 years, wants Humbug to have a vasectomy rather than having the testicles removed.

Ten years later he was found guilty of discharging a .30 gauge rifle while dressed only in his underpants. In 2002, in a harassment case successfully defended by the singer, a young woman alleged that Brown (who was a year older than Lord Kenneth Baker) had brandished a pair of zebra-striped briefs while informing her that he had been implanted with bull’s testicles.

Prosecutors said Van Dalen was nicknamed “Place kicker Paul,” a reference to him kicking Celdon. Prosecutors also said the defendants laughed and called Van Dalen “Paul Van Walnuts” after he spread Celdon’s legs and encouraged Coleman to shoot Celdon in the testicles.

Among the things we learned last year: the male organs of ducks are shaped likecorkscrews and the testicles of bobcats grow to the size of tennis balls in mating season. 

It also seems that the Indian Government cares nothing about softening and making its male population, gentler. It either does nothing, or it threatens to cut off their testicles!

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“Everyone I Know is Sick…Ugh” Performed by Madeline Quinn and read by Dand Lee Strickland

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Look at this photograph
Everytime I do it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red
And what the hell is on Joey’s head

And this is where I grew up
I think the present owner fixed it up
I never knew we’d ever went without
The second floor is hard for sneaking out

And this is where I went to school
Most of the time had better things to do
Criminal record says I broke in twice
I must have done it half a dozen times

I wonder if it’s too late
Should i go back and try to graduate
Life’s better now than it was back then
If I was them I wouldn’t let me in

Oh, oh, oh
Oh, god, I

Every memory of looking out the back door
I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
It’s hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.
Every memory of walking out the front door
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
It’s hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.

Remember the old arcade
Blew every dollar that we ever made
The cops hated us hangin’ out
They say somebody went and burned it down

We used to listen to the radio
And sing along with every song we know
We said someday we’d find out how it feels
To sing to more than just the steering wheel

Kim’s the first girl I kissed
I was so nervous that I nearly missed
She’s had a couple of kids since then
I haven’t seen her since god knows when

Oh, oh, oh
Oh, god, I

Every memory of looking out the back door
I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
It’s hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.
Every memory of walking out the front door
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
It’s hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.

I miss that town
I miss the faces
You can’t erase
You can’t replace it
I miss it now
I can’t believe it
So hard to stay
Too hard to leave it

If I could I relive those days
I know the one thing that would never change

Every memory of looking out the back door
I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
It’s hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.
Every memory of walking out the front door
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
It’s hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.

Look at this photograph
Everytime I do it makes me laugh
Everytime I do it makes me…

Now the flames they followed joan of arc 
As she came riding through the dark; 
No moon to keep her armour bright, 
No man to get her through this very smoky night. 
She said, “i’m tired of the war, 
I want the kind of work I had before, 
A wedding dress or something white 
To wear upon my swollen appetite.” 

Well, I’m glad to hear you talk this way, 
You know I’ve watched you riding every day 
And something in me yearns to win 
Such a cold and lonesome heroine. 
“and who are you? ” she sternly spoke 
To the one beneath the smoke. 
“why, I’m fire,” he replied, 
“and I love your solitude, I love your pride.” 

“then fire, make your body cold, 
I’m going to give you mine to hold,” 
Saying this she climbed inside 
To be his one, to be his only bride. 
And deep into his fiery heart 
He took the dust of joan of arc, 
And high above the wedding guests 
He hung the ashes of her wedding dress. 

It was deep into his fiery heart 
He took the dust of joan of arc, 
And then she clearly understood 
If he was fire, oh then she must be wood. 
I saw her wince, I saw her cry, 
I saw the glory in her eye. 
Myself I long for love and light, 
But must it come so cruel, and oh so bright?

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Black Bag in Tree Update.

Cobb Police doing some crime suppression under Black Bag in Tree. LOLImage

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